My mom asked me one time, she said, "Do you ever get the feeling there's something else going on that you aren't aware of? I mean, you know something's going on, something other than the obvious, but you don't even know where to look to find it?" Yeah, I have that feeling a lot these days. Mostly, I believe that something is caused by evil corporations and their twin sister politicians colluding for profit. Now I find out it's something else entirely: